Showing posts with label sorry cows. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sorry cows. Show all posts

Saturday, June 26, 2010

My brain my brain

So tired.  Einsteined out.  Second of three 12-hour days at work, with thankfully a beach camping weekend to look forward to.  I am excited about the exhibit, though - today I gave a demonstration about the speed of light to a bunch of OMSI board members, corporate sponsors, volunteers and highfalutin media folk.  I gave a brief radio interview about Einstein to a potentially conservative-leaning station (in which I just happened to describe the nature of science as a "constantly evolving animal."  Just slipped out, what can I say) and I gently tried to dissuade a visitor from thinking that his experiences at the Oregon Vortex were relativity-related.  I feel eminently competent.

However.  As mentioned, so very tired.  I keep doing dumb things like saying the name of the person I'm talking to instead of the person I'm talking about; dropping letters (usually vowels, if that counts for anything) from words as I'm typing them; feeling generally sluggish and forgetful.  Last night I had a dream that I was at OMSI, wearing a combination cow costume/purple educator vest.  Other educators could dress up as vet techs or heart surgeons (in scrubs and reddish sweaters).  I was walking next to this teenage girl, and the fact that I was very enthusiastically trying to press upon her was:

"Did you know cows can't text?  Because of their hooves!"

"Sure, whatever."  She was totally disinterested.  And I can't blame her.  Hooves?  Honestly.

Now: seven hours sleeping, twelve hours working, seven hours sleeping, seven hours driving.  Then: sitting on a goddamn sunny beach getting a sunburn drinking a beer.  Oh yes.